Exam Howlers

School kids say the funniest things, but what makes it more worrying is that they say the funniest things in their exams!

Here are some classic mistakes made by English pupils in the school exams…

Q. – What happens to your body as you age?
A. – When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q. – What is artificial insemination?
A. – When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

Q. – What is a planet?
A. – A body of earth surrounded by sky.

Q. – Name the four seasons.
A. – Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q. – How can you delay milk turning sour?
A. – Keep it in the cow.

Q. – What is a seizure?
A. – A Roman emperor.

Q. – What does the word “benign” mean?
A. – Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Q. – What is a terminal illness?
A. – When you are sick at the airport.